You are so ugly you make onions cry.
You are so ugly, that when you walk into a bank, they turn off the CCTV cameras.
You are so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You are so ugly that when you sit in the sand, the cats try to bury you.
You are so ugly farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You are so ugly you give Freddy Krueger nightmares.
You are so ugly that you didn't just get hit with the ugly stick, you got hit with the whole tree.
There are many other you're so ugly jokes on the ugly jokes video.